Animal Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank.

whats a dogs favourite colour? Grrrreen

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fire.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out the burning ducks.

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves. "What are you doing in there?" she asked.

The rabbit replied: "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" to which the lady replied, "Yes."

"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."

What four animals does a woman like to have in her house?
A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all.

What's small and cuddly and bright purple?
A koala holding his breath!

Q: Why did the owl, owl?
A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!

Little boy kills a butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks!
Boy kills a honeybee.
Dad says no honey for 2 weeks! Mum kills a cockroach, boy turns to Dad and says are you going to tell her or shall i.

A man went to sell his dog. A buyer asked him, Is this dog faithful?

The man replied, Yes,I have sold him 3 times but he returns to me.