Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank.
whats a dogs favourite colour? Grrrreen
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fire.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out the burning ducks.
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves. "What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied: "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" to which the lady replied, "Yes."
"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
What four animals does a woman like to have in her house?
A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all.
What's small and cuddly and bright purple?
A koala holding his breath!
Q: Why did the owl, owl?
A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!
Little boy kills a butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks!
Boy kills a honeybee.
Dad says no honey for 2 weeks! Mum kills a cockroach, boy turns to Dad and says are you going to tell her or shall i.
A man went to sell his dog. A buyer asked him, Is this dog faithful?
The man replied, Yes,I have sold him 3 times but he returns to me.